A lawyer in New York needed a leak fixed and
called the plumber; who after about 45 minutes was done and all
cleaned up.
“That will be $75″ said the plumber.
The lawyer objected saying “I’m a lawyer, and
I don’t even get that much an hour!
“The plumber responded: “I didn’t either,
when I was a lawyer”.
Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station
and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…
“A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak…
…and fix it also!”
A plumber arrived at his next job only to find his client was
going out. Worried about the clients Rotweiler the man asks if
he could come back later.
Noticing the plumber’s insecurity the client says, “Don’t
worry about the dog he won’t hurt you, but whatever you
do don’t talk to the parrot!”. Heeding the client’s
warning he walks into the house and into the kitchen.
Feeling more confident about the Rotweiler he starts working
on the sink. Barely after starting he notices the parrot sitting
by the Rotweiler, all of a sudden the parrot bursts out with
a bunch of insult’s. Almost half way through the job
the plumber starts to get angry, he starts to tell the bird
to shut up. All of a sudden the bird becomes silent, then very
quietly the bird says, “Sick him Rex.”
A plumber was called to woman’s apartment in San Diego
to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover
that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked dish.
During the course of the afternoon, the two became extremely
friendly. About 6:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom
shenanigans.”That was my husband,” she said, putting
down the phone. “He’s on his way home, but is going
back to the office around 8 p.m.. Come back then, dear, and
we can take up where we left off.”
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. “What?
On my own time?”
I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
